Four. Woo! Gonna start keeping track. Also, gonna try to stop sucking at making them. This weekend may be spent improving my Comic Maker, so that could help. Or not.

Anyway, I'm not sure what else is up. Oh, I added a section to the website for "Time Chopper!", which is possibly my next game. You'll note that it is rather incomplete, and also not produced in Flash. These things happen.

Cause I'm awesome, I soon decided to upgrade this page by breaking it. So what was news a few days ago is no longer really news at this point, but whatever.

Eh, that's good enough for now. Oh, and Pizzle Snizzle: this was up at 10:30PM EST, April 8th, 2013. Never mind the date of this blog post.

And Ladies and Gentlemen, for the third week in a row, I have created and put up a new comic. Holy Balls. Will this story continue on next week? Probably not, either due to me giving up, or me not continuing my record-breaking streak.

So yeah, there's that. Also, while I think that the site has been vastly improved with the shift to Python, there are some things that I think could be better. I enjoy making Javascript web apps, but they are a pain to get onto this site. I should start using iframes...

Super duper stuff is coming down the pipeline. Not really, but I've got to keep all yall non-existent people entertained. Peace out for now!

Balls! I got a new comic up today. Will it lead to my first ever story arc? Who knows? Me. Probably not. We'll see.

Um... I think that I need to be more regular about making and posting comics, so I'm gonna start with regular Monday updates. If I get a hold of that, then hopefully I'll be able to bump up the frequency, but who knows. Me. Probably Not. We'll see.

More sh*t to come next week! See yins later!

Because F**k Math Homework.

So there's a new comic up! Now here's a few fun facts:

1) Little did you all know that this comic has been done for 3 weeks, yet was only made available for public consumption today. Why? Because.

2) Additionally, this comic was the first comic produced with the comic maker that I made for making comics. If I recall correctly, it took about 20 minutes to make, which is much faster than the 2 to 3 hours it used to take. Now I just need to make... eh... 20 more comics to make up for the... eh... 40 hours it took to make the maker. I should get to work.

3) This is the first post that I wrote with my new Dvorak keyboard and it took painfully long to make. Relearning how to type sucks, but hopefully the elitist hipster arrogance that it will breed in me will more than make up for it.

4) Silver Balls. Peace Out.

Introducing "Ski Free or Die Hard!"

Dear God, this took way too long to make, but it's out now! Go play it! Also, more posts incoming! Woo! I'm pumped!

Inch by inch. Bit by bit. Ball by ball. Super FTC just keeps getting a little bit better with each passing day. Or rather, each passing opportunity that I get to work on it.

Now I can actually edit my posts. Which probably should have been implemented with a little more urgency, considering the filth that often slips out of my mouth. But whatever. No one reads this blog, so the fact that editing is like 4 months late is really no big deal.

Hold on to your butts, cause something awesome this way comes.

I've updated the Games Menu Page! The buttons for each a game are a little smaller and in a 16:9 ratio, and are listed like with 144. This will make it much easier to expand the list. Assuming I ever finish a third game at some point during the rest of my life. God I hate 251.

I'm back at school now. ****. The game was supposed to be done by now, but it's not. I'd call it 95%, at best. I'm workin' on it! Get off my back!

Welp, I guess that's another year with no new game. Sigh. But fret not! A new game is on it's way and it will be above average!