"Who the poop do you think you are?" -Bucci

"A New Comic every Monday! For the past 3 Mondays!" -Bucci

"A New Comic every Monday! Maybe!" -Bucci

"Balls to 251!" -Bucci

"Haven't updated this in a while. What a shame." -Bucci

"So close, yet so far..." -Bucci

"Thanks for all of the kind words for Ski Free! They are all appreciated, some with more weight than others." -Bucci

"Coming Soon: Nothing. Absolutely Nothing." -Bucci

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"I run this town." -Bucci