"It won't. New Comic on Wednesday! Like anyone cares!" -Bucci

"Will it be two weeks in a row? Who knows!" -Bucci

"Or rather, definitely a New Comic Wednesday!" -Bucci

"Update Comment! Hopefully a new comic this Wednesday!" -Bucci

"Cole Slaw is freaking out! Go play it now!" -Bucci

"Woo! New Front Page! Tell me what you think on the Blueboard!" -Bucci

"I need to update this little blurb thing more often!" -Bucci

"Woo! The streak ends at 6!" -Bucci

"I said no such thing." -Bucci

"New Comic coming tonight! I promise!" -Bucci