"Tig Notaro?! At my school?! HELL YEAH!!!" -Bucci
"I love the cloud-to-butt extension!" -Bucci
"Thank you Tim Burners-Lee, Inventor of the Internet!" -Bucci
"New Comics on (some) Wednesdays!" -Bucci
"Booze for Dan!" -Bucci
"Probably no new comic on Wednesday..." -Bucci
"New Comic on Wednesday! Woo!" -Bucci
"Decisions, Decisions." -Bucci
"ARM rage temporarily subsided. New comic Wednesday!" -Bucci
"F**K YOU ARM!!!" -Bucci