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They can Take our Lives, but They can Never Take OUR SKEEDOM!

Introducing "Ski Free or Die Hard!"

Dear God, this took way too long to make, but it's out now! Go play it! Also, more posts incoming! Woo! I'm pumped!

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Gradual Improvement!

Inch by inch. Bit by bit. Ball by ball. Super FTC just keeps getting a little bit better with each passing day. Or rather, each passing opportunity that I get to work on it.

Now I can actually edit my posts. Which probably should have been implemented with a little more urgency, considering the filth that often slips out of my mouth. But whatever. No one reads this blog, so the fact that editing is like 4 months late is really no big deal.

Hold on to your butts, cause something awesome this way comes.

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Games Menu Update!

I've updated the Games Menu Page! The buttons for each a game are a little smaller and in a 16:9 ratio, and are listed like with 144. This will make it much easier to expand the list. Assuming I ever finish a third game at some point during the rest of my life. God I hate 251.

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Back to Work!

I'm back at school now. ****. The game was supposed to be done by now, but it's not. I'd call it 95%, at best. I'm workin' on it! Get off my back!

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Happy New Year, Little Boy!

Welp, I guess that's another year with no new game. Sigh. But fret not! A new game is on it's way and it will be above average!

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Whoa! The Hell Happened Here?

Big changes! Big changes! PHP is out the ****in window! Python has taken over! We've also got a brand new sidebar instead of the the title bar that every other website has. Why? Because this site is too ****in wide for a title bar with no sidebar! Yay! More **** to come!

Pick One
A Poem

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Comic 7: A Poem

I made a new comic. The picture was created while I was bored in Philosophy. I started writing a quatrain to go with it that made just as much sense.

I got to two lines. I am not a poet.

Waffles

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